If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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