Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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