Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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