I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
