I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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