are you still at the devil's house?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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