Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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