remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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