So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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