Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Someone shattered a urinal.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
