How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize
