So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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