Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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