Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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