he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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