If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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