i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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