I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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