im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i believe in u and ur pee
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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