No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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