Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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