I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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