At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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