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O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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