hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The beer is more important than you right now.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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