From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
