look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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