Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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