I hate your face
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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