Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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