The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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