He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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