Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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