do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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