What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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