just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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