I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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