May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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