haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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