You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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