Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
