He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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