i jhust puked up my retainher.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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