just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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