is your mom at the bar?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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