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Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
