North Korea, Best Korea!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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