I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
they need to just BURY HIM!
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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