What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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