the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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