stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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