When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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