It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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