i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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