Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.