is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.