I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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