Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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